Tuesday 4 November 2008

Andrew Murray

I'm going to start a craze - shit Andy Murray jokes.

What does Andy Murray order when he goes to a bar - deuce.

Andy Murray got charged with breach of the peace. The neighbours said he was making a racket.

Andy Murray's bebo page has 15-Luv on it.

Andy Murray was playing poker and kept getting Aces.

Andy Murray used to be a waiter. His favourite part was the serving.

Andy Murray was asked out by an older woman. He replied, "I don't do 40-Luv"

1 comment:

TheHat said...

I assume this is following on from my joke the other day....

What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Tennish

I'll be back blogging in a few days, laptop is goosed. Gonna get Ken to fix it.